For time ordering and definitely not the last. I had been considering placing an order for a couple of months but didn't, I should've ordered a long time ago. The Original Calizone is huge and cheesy!! The Pizzdilla was a nice crispy snack and big enough to be a meal for one.
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Amanda L
2 contributions
Loved
• 12/9/25
• DoorDash review
I'm not sure if there is a bad item on the menu. Every single thing we've ever ordered is incredible. The Alpine Sticks are the best breadsticks we've ever had. Super cheesy and awesome dough. The garlic parm sauce is a 10/10, as are the garlic parm wings. Simple Simon's makes us never want to order from big name chain places anymore.
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Sean V
1 contributions
Loved
• 11/21/23
• DoorDash order
We ordered The Beast! This pizza was seriously too big to fit through our front door so it has to be held at an angle to get inside the house! I say this not as a complaint but a testament to it's size. Of course, it's proper to mention how delicious it was. I recommend stuffed crust, the odd way it must be cut makes for a bunch of little cheesy crust bits.
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Dixon B
Local Expert • 105 contributions
Loved
• 9/8/24
• DoorDash order
i have acid reflux and red sauce sets it off. Their's is sweeter and i tolerated it well. Big10Bowl was loaded i could barely finish.
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Derrick B
4 contributions
Loved
• 12/30/25
• DoorDash order
I ordered a 6 Meat Pizza that was great. We had 2 Original Calizone that were amazing and fresh. The alpine sauce is terrific. The calzones are by far my favorite and I would highly recommend. I also had the dessert Cinnamon Breadsticks. There was a coupon for buy one get one free and they were delicious. We were very happy with the older and delivery. Arrived hot and fresh and everything tasted great. Will order again!
