Rating: ∞/5
Order time: 32 seconds.
First fry: still sizzling.
First bite: audible gasp.
Sauce-to-nugget ratio: mathematically perfect.
Regret level: zero.
McDonald’s just speedran my hunger and set a world record.
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Annette H
1 contribuciones
Didn't like
• 14/11/25
• DoorDash order
I was given a cherry coke that tasted awful and I had ordered a regular coke. Also, I requested extra Big Mac sauce and they put on so much that it just fell off all over my clothes. This is the second time this has happened so I will no longer order additional Big Mac sauce and take a chance on getting too little.
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Tommy S
6 contribuciones
Liked
• 25/4/26
• DoorDash order
The Speed: From “I’m starving” to “I’m thriving” in under 4 minutes. NASA should study this efficiency.
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Ella V
1 contribuciones
Liked
• 12/1/26
• DoorDash order
My food was nice and hot! And my drinks were all there. And best of all my fries were full and not everywhere. This was my first door dash and I was so surprised!
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Tommy S
6 contribuciones
Liked
• 25/4/26
• DoorDash order
Rating: 11/10
McDonald’s fries cured my seasonal depression. The Big Mac has more layers than my therapist. I walked in a peasant and left royalty because the McFlurry spoon actually worked today. If aliens land tomorrow, I’m taking them to McDonald’s to prove Earth is worth saving.
