We ordered The Beast! This pizza was seriously too big to fit through our front door so it has to be held at an angle to get inside the house! I say this not as a complaint but a testament to it's size. Of course, it's proper to mention how delicious it was. I recommend stuffed crust, the odd way it must be cut makes for a bunch of little cheesy crust bits.
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Amanda L
2 contributions
Loved
• 12/9/25
• DoorDash review
I'm not sure if there is a bad item on the menu. Every single thing we've ever ordered is incredible. The Alpine Sticks are the best breadsticks we've ever had. Super cheesy and awesome dough. The garlic parm sauce is a 10/10, as are the garlic parm wings. Simple Simon's makes us never want to order from big name chain places anymore.
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Dixon B
Local Expert • 95 contributions
Loved
• 9/8/24
• DoorDash order
i have acid reflux and red sauce sets it off. Their's is sweeter and i tolerated it well. Big10Bowl was loaded i could barely finish.
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Derrick B
3 contributions
Loved
• 12/30/25
• DoorDash order
I ordered a 6 Meat Pizza that was great. We had 2 Original Calizone that were amazing and fresh. The alpine sauce is terrific. The calzones are by far my favorite and I would highly recommend. I also had the dessert Cinnamon Breadsticks. There was a coupon for buy one get one free and they were delicious. We were very happy with the older and delivery. Arrived hot and fresh and everything tasted great. Will order again!
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Jenny I
Emerging Expert • 9 contributions
Loved
• 5/11/24
• DoorDash order
I was visiting and ordered from here.... it was delicious ! I could have had less cheese but it was really good! Crust was perfect! After a long week ...it hit the spot!! Best pizza in the area for sure!!
