2 Phat Bastard Pies
4.7(100+)•
DashPass•
Bakery•
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DashPass
4.7(100+)•
$$•Bakery
Crafted by two Zimbabwean friends turned Houstonians, our pies blend rich traditions with bold flavors, we're here to share our passion- one flaky flavorful pie at a time, with savory filled meat (Hal…
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Beef Curry Pie
$19.55
Chicken Curry Pie
$17.60
•85% (7)
Pepper Steak Pie
$17.60
•100% (7)
Chicken Jalapeno Pie
$17.60
•100% (9)
#2 Most liked
Chicken Mushroom Pie
$17.60
•100% (17)
#1 Most liked
Lamb Curry Pie
$19.55
•72% (11)
#3 Most liked
Reviews100+ ratings • 7 public reviews
4.7
of 5 stars
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Sarah S
3 contributionsLoved
• 11/21/24amazing fresh hot. really enjoyed them. and I love how generous they are with the chicken. the Chicken Jalapeno Pie has a nice spice not unbearable but very flavorful.
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Kimberly R
16 contributionsLoved
• 9/5/25OMG.... this place is amazing, I took it home to let me husband and son try it and they were WOW this is great. We had never had Chicken Mushroom Pie or the Chicken Samosa (4) Vegetarian Samosa (4) before but it's so good I just order some more and different flavors. I did not like the drink through, wasn't my cup of tea. I GIVE THEM TWO THUMBS UP!!!
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Kirill G
Emerging Expert • 10 contributionsLoved
• 2/27/25Ithink I found my favorite item, its Chicken Mushroom Pie. Not spicy at all, but you can have a free spicy saucy when you order. It is phenomenal, the dough is always perfectly cooked, the chicken and mushrooms fit so well, it's not bland and the structure is really pleasant.
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Kirill G
Emerging Expert • 10 contributionsLoved
• 1/29/25Chicken Jalapeno Pie was really good! Not soggy, taste is spot on, pretty hot -- so everything is fantastic!
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Maureen A
4 contributionsLiked
• 6/28/26not worth $17 but it was flavorful.
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