Order didn't match the descriptor, but it is a great pie. Welcome to the neighborhood, will be back!
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Yosniel C
3 contributions
Didn't like
• 10/29/26
• DoorDash order
Overpriced, bland, and incredibly disappointing. The pizza crust has little to no flavor, the outer edge is ridiculously thick, and the marinara sauce is painfully bland.
The so-called garlic breadsticks were just as disappointing. They’re essentially a cheese pizza cut into rectangles, excessively salty, with a thick, hard crust and barely any garlic flavor. For something that’s supposed to be a garlic breadstick equivalent, they completely missed the mark.
I had high hopes based on the ratings, but this is just another mediocre DC pizza spot charging premium prices for subpar food. At these prices, I expect quality, not something I could make three times better at home for a fraction of the cost.
I’m genuinely tired of overpriced pizza places getting glowing reviews for food that barely delivers on the basics. High prices should come with high standards, and this place falls well short.
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Johnny G
1 contributions
Didn't like
• 10/30/26
• DoorDash review
Blandest pizza I've ever had. Crust is thick and tastes like nothing, can't even taste the sauce, their meatballs are just unseasoned crumbled ground beef. Way overpriced for being so low effort
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Don H
19 contributions
Didn't like
• 10/9/25
• DoorDash order
Ordered sweet Chili wings and got Buffalo sauce but it was likewatered down or not enough applied. either way disappointed 6 Jumbo Wings. wings needo be cooked longer if you're not going to smoke them or double fry them
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Evan D
3 contributions
Liked
• 3/28/26
• DoorDash order
The Kicker and 6 Detroit Lemon Pepper wings were perfect. the pizza dough fluffy and toppings fresh. I will be ordering again.Kicker Regular6 Jumbo Wings
