I ordered the White Cheese & Bean Dip 12 oz. And the Tast of Haciendae and it was amazing. I wasnt expecting that much food but it was enough for two people. 9.75/10 I only took points away because they forgot my fork. I will be eating their food again for sure.
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Kristi F
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Didn't like
• 7/4/25
• DoorDash review
A Culinary Catastrophe
After a blissful 10-year hiatus from Hacienda—because my last meal there nearly traumatized me—I decided to give it another whirl. Big mistake. Huge. Turns out, in a decade, the only thing that’s changed is my tolerance for culinary crimes.
I ordered the “wet burrito,” which was about as wet as the Sahara at high noon. Normally, “wet” implies sauce, right? Silly me. Instead, I got a sad tortilla with cheese desperately clinging to it like it knew it was part of something deeply wrong. The burrito itself had some heft, which, in hindsight, must’ve been the sheer weight of disappointment.
One bite in, and my taste buds staged a full-blown rebellion. I’m still not entirely sure what meat-like substance was inside, but after 60+ years of eating everything from gas station hot dogs to questionable fair food, I can say with confidence: I have never experienced something so vile it made me question my will to live.
The sour cream—an extra $1.19 of regret—arrived in a state best described as “melted sadness,” watery enough to mop floors with and tasting like it had turned sometime during the Bush administration. The guacamole? A salty green paste with the distinct vibe of something scraped off a sea rock, and the white cheese dip and refried beans were both so oversalted they could’ve cured a side of pork.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love salt. But this meal’s sodium levels would make a salt lick blush. I’m honestly considering sending a sample to a lab to confirm it hasn’t surpassed FDA limits.
As for the mystery meat? Let’s just say I wouldn’t feed it to stray raccoons for fear of violating animal cruelty laws. And yes, I will be double-securing my trash can tonight because I don’t want any innocent wildlife stumbling across this culinary abomination and dropping dead in my yard.
Hacienda, thanks for the memories—specifically, the one of me scraping this monstrosity into the trash while gagging.
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Kendric E
5 contributions
Loved
• 10/25/25
• DoorDash order
I asked for extra cheese on this Grilled Chicken or Steak Quesadillas and man, they did exactly that. i love it! *NEW* Nachos Fiesta was great too! i asked for a lot of things to be left off and they made it perfect! thank you!
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Alexander B
1 contributions
Didn't like
• 6/13/26
• DoorDash order
The worst burrito I've ever had. Packed with shredded beef so every bite is a mouthful of dry, unflavorful beef
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Ashley B
1 contributions
Didn't like
• 4/15/26
• DoorDash order
We ordered chimichangas double rice no beans and this is what we got. I also ordered white queso. Very little rice and beans that look gross!!
