I like my pizzas a very specific and weird way. Extra pepperoni, beef, extra cheese, and most weird and most importantly... no sauce. This was my first time ever ordering from Simple Simon's, and the amazing people who work there made my pizza accurately and it's legit the best pizza I've had in a long time. Y'all gotta try it, they're amazing!
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Jennifer H
Emerging Expert • 11 contributions
Loved
• 3/22/25
• DoorDash review
WOW WOW WOW! My partner and I loved this place so much that I ordered it again the next day! The pizza is good, but after having the calzone and stromboli, I never want to order pizza again. (I will, though. The crust is phenomenal.) The portion of both the calzone and stromboli was not expected, especially for the price and other places I've had them. They were HUGE. The crust, portions, alpine sauce, garlic sauce, and freshness of the toppings (on the pizza as well) were absolutely amazing. I'm probably missing something, but you get the point. Unbeatable.
My partner said not to order the boneless wings, I didn't listen to him, and I should have. The photo when ordering is not representative of what you get. I liken them to Tysons, and there were only 6... There wasn't much sauce, and it wasn't really spicy like you would expect mango habanero to be. We won't order them again. It's not worth the price by a long shot.
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Josephine D
Emerging Expert • 29 contributions
Didn't like
• 4/3/26
• DoorDash order
Just not good. No flavor. Mushy cheese. $17 plus tax and tip for a medium sized pizza. Needed to be cooked longer. Hardly any toppings. Mostly bread. Not fresh dough. Frozen. Will not order from here again.
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Michael R
22 contributions
Didn't like
• 11/29/24
• DoorDash order
Alpine Breadsticks were terrible. they smelled and tasted like vinegar. "Cheese bread sticks" should be really difficult to get wrong, but these were too sour to have in the room with us.
The 6 Meat Pizza was good, so was the Apple Cinnamon Pizza . But I will avoid the place in case other food arrives smelling rancid.
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Skyla J
13 contributions
Liked
• 5/23/25
• DoorDash order
I ordered the cauliflower Create Your Own Pizza on the last order, it was amazing!
Tonight I ordered keto thinking it would be less carbs than cauliflower and to my surprise it was ONLY cheese and meat. No type of crust or sauce. I was disappointed but maybe that was my fault. I wish it was advertised so I would have known.
