We’re Square Pie Guys, and yes, our pizza is actually square.
We’re on a mission to bring people together over unforgettable Detroit-style pies—crispy, cheesy edges, soft pillowy centers, and toppings…
Solid takeout Detroit-style pizza. My husband got The Big Von and found it fresh with well-seasoned pepperoni and sausage. I did the create your own pizza with vodka sauce and loved the sauce. The only con was the pizza is a bit more greasy than I desire. One pie can definitely feed 2 people!
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Karen P
11 contributions
Loved
• 8/14/23
• DoorDash order
This pizza was EXCELLENT! So glad I deleted my first order at another place and tried this. The crust was crispy, the toppings plentiful and the cheese, oh my. I got a build your own for two. Tax tip and fees it was $30 and we are both stuffed. Really good!
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Eric P
1 contributions
Liked
• 11/20/25
• DoorDash order
Awesome pizza, visiting from Canada for a week and ordered twice, love it!!! We need this place in Canada. Had the spicy pepperoni and the hawaiian both were delicious, clearly quality ingredients. Awesome!
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Tyler W
Emerging Expert • 3 contributions
Loved
• 4/2/26
• DoorDash order
I haven't had Detroit style pizza since I developed my wheat allergy and the gluten free crust tasted just like regular! Great portion size, great value, so delicious! I will order it again next time I'm in San Fran!
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Lena J
Emerging Expert • 28 contributions
Didn't like
• 6/23/25
• DoorDash order
The pizza was mediocre and too salty, I ordered sausage and mushroom, and there were barely any sausages. I usually order from The Laundromat SF and wanted to take a chance at this place. What a mistake. The pizza was thin, small and way too salty, it arrived decently fresh but I would never order from here again.
The cheesebread was pretty decent, I appreciate the big container of marinara.
