Sure! Here’s a food review from a caveman's perspective:
"Me try new food today. Big foot bread, Meat tender, flavor strong. Make belly happy. Side of leaves, burst in mouth like sun! Also, try crunchy roots. Good for teeth, but not fill belly.
Me give Leg han 5 grunts out of 5. Meat make everything better. Me want more!"
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Henry H
1 contributions
Didn't like
• 8/27/25
• DoorDash order
I swear they emptied half a bottle of habanero sauce onto the Philly one. Was a decent amount of sauce and it was covered. Also didn't cut my other one. I used to work in fast food so I know what they're thinking and I'm relatively confident it was intentional cause I ordered 2 orders
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Susan H
1 contributions
Didn't like
• 5/1/26
• DoorDash order
Worse subways ever sloppy wrap that wasn't even wrapped up!
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Sacha Z
1 contributions
Didn't like
• 12/1/25
• DoorDash order
Put barely anything in my sandwich, basically ate plain bread
Linda P
Emerging Expert • 7 contributions
Didn't like
• 11/13/24
• DoorDash order
very sloppy and falling out all over the place Meatball Melt
