Here’s a more brutal AND more sarcastic version—pushes the limit while still staying safe to post publicly:
⸻
⭐️ 1-Star Review — If You Enjoy Being Lied To, Overcharged, and Argued With… This Is Your Place
Velly Pizza Roseville deserves an award — not for their food, but for the Olympic-level mental gymnastics they perform to avoid honoring their own coupons. We told them clearly over the phone that we were using their 30% OFF coupon. “Sure, no problem!” they said.
Fast-forward to pickup: suddenly the owner has selective memory, pretends the coupon doesn’t exist, and demands full price. Impressive. Truly. A masterclass in bait-and-switch.
And the food? We ordered mild pizza for kids — you know, mild, as in “not spicy.” Instead they gave us a pizza so loaded with hot peppers it should come with a fire extinguisher. Even adults couldn’t eat it. When we called back to get it fixed, they didn’t apologize… they argued, blamed us, and refused to remake it. Lovely customer service—if your goal is to lose customers.
But wait, it gets better. They also sneak in credit card upcharges disguised as delivery fees, even when you’re picking up. Very bold. Nothing says “trust us” like mystery fees for services you didn’t receive.
If you enjoy being misled, overcharged, and talked down to, you’ll love it here.
If you prefer actual customer service, honesty, and edible food, go to Tandoori Pizza, where they somehow manage the groundbreaking concept of treating customers like humans.
A
Andrea D
6 contributions
Loved
• 2/10/25
• DoorDash order
Should put a seal on it he box to prev tamper. But the C3. Chicken Curry Pizza was good.
