Far out pizza created by a hesh bonehead.
Made to satisfy 2-3 people, our pizzas are 10"x13", rectangular. But if you're riding solo, we 've got One-Hitters, a personal sized pizza just under half t…
Wow yummm. Pizza is great, soft dough and tart tomato sauce. Got the HESH LAWand coffins COFFIN'S CHOICE and flavors were on point. This is my new pizza spot, love the 10x6 option when I want an easy dinner for 1. Give this place a try!
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Henri' T
3 contributions
Loved
• 8/29/26
• DoorDash order
CANADIAN TUXEDO is my all-time favorite pizza from Hesher's. A lot of folks are turned off at the thought of blueberries on a pizza, and I was too intitally. However, this pizza tastes super amazing, and is bursting with flavors, always fresh and baked to perfection. It's a combination that was evidently concocted by the pizza gods! Give it a try, you'll be pleasantly surprised!
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Jon S
Emerging Expert • 84 contributions
Didn't like
• 1/19/26
• DoorDash order
Very very disappointing. Not Detroit style. Just a regular pizza shaped rectangular. Soft crust and greasy. Not worth the money by a long shot. There's too many good pizza places around to bother eating here.
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Matt D
2 contributions
Didn't like
• 8/4/26
• DoorDash order
Waaaay small for the cost. The vegan cheese they used seems like gross Daiya. Crust and sauce were good.
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Ari P
Emerging Expert • 9 contributions
Didn't like
• 2/9/24
• DoorDash order
The vegan pizza is very good- probably the best I've had. I am not a vegan, but a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat, so I'm comparing this against pizza with real cheese.
The barbecue chicken pizza with fake chicken comes with bacon. yeah, I could have read more carefully, but this is confusing. also, the bacon detracts from the pizza, and I really did not want to eat the bacon but I also did not want to throw the pizza out. Unfortunate.
The cheese pizza was good, but the sauce is moderately spicy for a tomato sauce. for my kid who kind of likes mildly spicy food, it was too much and he did not want to eat the pizza. not really the fault of this place per se, but it might be a good idea to make a note of that on the menu, or alternately use a sauce with less red pepper. Obviously this is a matter of taste, but I suspect that I'm not the only person with a kid trying to order a cheese pizza and being surprised.
The ranch is really thick, like mayonnaise, and is not good. Avoid. I would go back to this place if I were in the neighborhood and wanted to go get a pizza and a beer, but I don't think it's likely that I will order from here again.
